Yale, I mean Duke
For those who care, current Dean of Undergraduate students at Yale, Richard Brodhead, has accepted the Presidency of Duke University. As many have said, this is a loss for Yale and a gain for Duke. But I'm not here to belabor that point, I just want to report on this little snafu (which, I was recently informed, is a naval term standing for "situation normal all fouled up"): "At a press conference at Duke University Friday morning, Brodhead accidentally replaced the word 'Duke' with 'Yale' in prepared remarks, the Associated Press reported." So take that, you Dean-stealing Dukies.